“My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down – but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let’s all have another round.”

-Willie Nelson

“Cruelty is all out of ignorance. If you knew what was in store for you, you wouldn’t hurt anybody, because whatever you do comes back much more forceful than you send it out.”

-Willie Nelson

“If you really want to get along with somebody, let them be themselves.”

-Willie Nelson

“Ninety-nine percent of the world’s lovers are not with their first choice. That’s what makes the jukebox play.”

-Willie Nelson

“When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.”

-Willie Nelson

“Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll start having positive results.”

-Willie Nelson