“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good.”

-Woody Allen

“The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don’t have.”

-Woody Allen

“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”

-Woody Allen

“I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”

-Woody Allen

“If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.”

-Woody Allen

“Life is full of misery, loneliness and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.”

-Woody Allen